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I Can’t Get Anything Done Because There’s Too Many Lists To Read
Please stop writing about lists
Enough is enough! All I want to do online is read my email and check Facebook to see what my family and friends are up to. Maybe I want to research growing bigger, better tomatoes so I do a Google search.
BUT NOOOO! You guys write lists with titles so catchy that I have to stop what I’m doing and read your articles.
What kind of lists, you might ask? Lists like:
The 10 Most Important Life Skills Nobody Taught Me
Three Signs Someone Is Secretly a Jerk
18 TV Characters Who Had The Most Compelling Story Arcs Of All Time
54 Products To Solve All Those Little Problems You’ve Learned To Ignore
Three Signs You Are Trending Dumber in Life
17 People Who Should Never Be Allowed To Enter A Restaurant Or Order Food Ever Again
21 Times People’s Common Sense Left Their Body For The Day
I could go on, but I’d just be reading more articles about lists that have nothing to do with my life. But the titles are so damn entertaining that I HAVE to read them because they caught my attention. I hope you’re all happy.
